"Are we there yet?" The journey is the best part -- or so they say. Are We Almost There? The Travel Musical is a hilarious revue of comedy songs and sketches about travel: the anxieties, annoyances, hassles and, yes, the occasional joys of going places. Topics range from group tours, traveling with friends and tourist ripoffs to Airbnb, economy class problems when you've got first class tastes and frantic packing. Are We Almost There? The Travel Musical at the Phoenix Theatre San Francisco is a rip-roaring musical adventure that anyone who's ever gone anywhere will relate to.